Joke Time: Chuck Norris Jokes

1. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only
recognizes the element of surprise.

2. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At NIGHT.

3. Chuck Norris can divide by zero

4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

5. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

6. Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

7. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

8. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

9. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.